RHOSLC Hits the High Seas: My Take on the Yacht Fashion (and the Dinner Showdown That Will Have Everyone Talking)
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City swapped snow for sea air in this week’s crossover episode aboard the Below Deck yacht — and the fashion lineup was as choppy as the water beneath them. The ladies chartered the yacht for several days of vacation, but when it came time for dinner, it looked like each of them had packed for a completely different destination.
Between the wardrobe chaos and the simmering tensions that came to a head over dinner, this episode will absolutely go down as one of the most talked-about moments of the season.
A Quick Recap
The evening’s dinner scene started calm enough, but in true RHOSLC fashion, it didn’t stay that way for long. Emotions built, alliances shifted, and before dessert could hit the table, words were flying as freely as the sea breeze.
Notably missing from the table were Angie K and Mary M. Cosby. Angie was reportedly down for the count with seasickness, and I couldn’t help but feel their absence — especially since both tend to understand a fashion assignment when they see one. The rest of the group? Let’s just say they brought a mix of runway, resort, and complete confusion.
Bronwyn Newport
Bronwyn’s black Oscar de la Renta dress was a bold choice — short, long-sleeved, and more suited for an intimate city dinner than a multi-day yacht trip. It was undeniably chic, but the heavy fabric and dark color gave it a moody tone that clashed with the tropical setting. The look had serious edge and sophistication, but it read more “private rendezvous” than “sunset sail.”
Meredith Marks
Meredith arrived in a double-breasted blazer, staying perfectly on-brand. She’s turned this silhouette into her personal armor over the years, so I wasn’t surprised to see it make an appearance — though it felt slightly out of sync with the ocean backdrop. The structured tailoring looked boardroom-ready while everyone else was aiming for breezy vacation vibes. Still, it was quintessential Meredith: sleek, composed, and unapologetically herself.
Heather Gay
Heather’s PatBO dress was a standout in cut and craftsmanship — truly gorgeous. The only miss for me was the color; while the design flattered her figure beautifully, the hue didn’t do her skin tone any favors. I would have loved to see her in a deep green or teal version of this dress — something that would have brought out her warmth and added a little more life to her look. Still, it was one of the more refined and elegant ensembles of the evening.
Whitney Rose
Whitney nailed the balance between sexy and setting-appropriate in a burgundy crochet gown by PatBO. The geometric lace overlay and fitted silhouette gave off modern beach-goddess energy without going full formal. The deep maroon tone was rich and romantic, perfect for evening yachtwear. It was the kind of look that photographs like a dream — equal parts daring and effortless.
Lisa Barlow
Lisa’s black Christopher Esber gown was one of the cleanest, most sophisticated looks of the night. Strapless with a plunging neckline anchored by Esber’s signature sculptural hardware, the dress was sleek, understated, and very Lisa — confident and minimal. I appreciated that she skipped sparkle entirely; it made her stand out in the best possible way. The look whispered luxury rather than shouting it, which felt right for a woman who always carries herself like the CEO of her own life.
Britani Bateman
Britani wore a green Cinq à Sept dress that reality TV fans may recognize — it was previously spotted on Summer House’s Lindsay Hubbard. The color was fresh and flattering, and the overall look was feminine and soft. However, the style leaned a bit more “garden brunch” than “yacht dinner.” It was pretty, but perhaps not quite in sync with the glamour of the evening.
Final Thoughts
As far as fashion episodes go, this one was all over the map — and I kind of loved that about it. Each woman stayed true to her own aesthetic, even if that meant they looked like they were attending five different events. Whitney and Lisa understood the assignment best, blending elegance with environment, while others skewed more personal than practical.
Still, that’s what makes RHOSLC so fun to watch: fashion that sparks conversation, choices that reveal personality, and the occasional style mismatch that reminds us why these women remain reality TV’s most compelling style puzzle.
